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- I smoke and I dab and I vape,
While patrolling the streets in a cape.
I feel super strong
With my crime-fighting bong
From my smoke, there can be no escape.
- I cleaned it up & it doesn’t work
There was a young man from Shoreditch
Who went by the name of REME Rich
Sadly the poor fella was lacking in hair
So he borrowed Rachel’s Muff from her
He found it was the perfect fit looks like he has an Afro round his prick
- We are currently closed, that is true
But we’ve plenty of online you can do.
View sessions on Facebook?
Or download an e-book?
Check our website to see what’s for you.And happy national limerick day.
- There once was a cat named Betty
Who took quite a liking to spaghetti
But, so the tale goes
It got stuck up her nose
And she blew it out like confetti
- National Limerick Day today:
There once was a virus called Corona
It caused a global pandemic all over
And across all the lands
People stayed safe, washing hands
And waited for the lockdown to be over
- We are the library of Larkin
Our students may light a spark in
The virus has closed us
Or at least home transposed us
But at least there’s now plenty of parking!
- On national Limerick dayI’d create one and wouldn’t ask wages
of Ashley and make it in stages
when done I wouldn’t deliver
instead, shove it into the river
and would dine out on that one for ages