National Limerick Day Poem, Quotes, Wishes – Best National Limerick Day Poem, Quotes, Wishes 2020

 

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National Limerick Day Poem – Best National Limerick Day Poem 2020:

• I smoke and I dab and I vape,
  While patrolling the streets in a cape.
  I feel super strong
  With my crime-fighting bong
  From my smoke, there can be no escape.

 

• I cleaned it up & it doesn’t work
  There was a young man from Shoreditch
  Who went by the name of REME Rich
  Sadly the poor fella was lacking in hair
  So he borrowed Rachel’s Muff from her
  He found it was the perfect fit looks like he has an Afro round his prick

 

• We are currently closed, that is true
  But we’ve plenty of online you can do.
  View sessions on Facebook?
  Or download an e-book?
  Check our website to see what’s for you.And happy national limerick day.

 

• There once was a cat named Betty
  Who took quite a liking to spaghetti
  But, so the tale goes
  It got stuck up her nose
  And she blew it out like confetti

 

• National Limerick Day today:
  There once was a virus called Corona
  It caused a global pandemic all over
  And across all the lands
  People stayed safe, washing hands
  And waited for the lockdown to be over

 

• We are the library of Larkin
  Our students may light a spark in
  The virus has closed us
  Or at least home transposed us
  But at least there’s now plenty of parking!

 

• On national Limerick dayI’d create one and wouldn’t ask wages
  of Ashley and make it in stages
  when done I wouldn’t deliver
  instead, shove it into the river
  and would dine out on that one for ages