National Limerick Day Poem, Quotes, Wishes – Best National Limerick Day Poem, Quotes, Wishes 2020

National Limerick Day 2020

 

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National Limerick Day Poem – Best National Limerick Day Poem 2020:

  • I smoke and I dab and I vape,
    While patrolling the streets in a cape.
    I feel super strong
    With my crime-fighting bong
    From my smoke, there can be no escape.

 

  • I cleaned it up & it doesn’t work
    There was a young man from Shoreditch
    Who went by the name of REME Rich
    Sadly the poor fella was lacking in hair
    So he borrowed Rachel’s Muff from her
    He found it was the perfect fit looks like he has an Afro round his prick

 

  • We are currently closed, that is true
    But we’ve plenty of online you can do.
    View sessions on Facebook?
    Or download an e-book?
    Check our website to see what’s for you.And happy national limerick day.

 

  • There once was a cat named Betty
    Who took quite a liking to spaghetti
    But, so the tale goes
    It got stuck up her nose
    And she blew it out like confetti

 

  • National Limerick Day today:
    There once was a virus called Corona
    It caused a global pandemic all over
    And across all the lands
    People stayed safe, washing hands
    And waited for the lockdown to be over

 

  • We are the library of Larkin
    Our students may light a spark in
    The virus has closed us
    Or at least home transposed us
    But at least there’s now plenty of parking!

 

  • On national Limerick dayI’d create one and wouldn’t ask wages
    of Ashley and make it in stages
    when done I wouldn’t deliver
    instead, shove it into the river
    and would dine out on that one for ages